Jokes

Wed, Jul 20, 2011 at 8:11 AM

I know it's not really an all-time favourite forum topic but maybe you got some funny jokes to share. I got this one today:

A very homely person made an appointment with a psychiatrist. The homely person walked into the doctor's office and said, "Doctor, I'm so depressed and lonely. I don't have any friends, no one will come near me, and everybody laughs at me. Can you help me accept my ugliness?"

"I'm sure I can." the psychiatrist replied. "Just go over and lie face down on that couch."



~nothing is beyond you~

Replies to This Posting

  1. Re: Jokes

    Tue, Sep 13, 2011 at 11:58 AM

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUm8wtDQgTU
    _______________________________________________
    "Living a life that seems to be... A lost reality..."
    "...I'm tired to be what you want me to be..."
    "...Kentucky fried kung-pao clits..."

  2. Re: Jokes

    Wed, Nov 16, 2011 at 10:45 AM

    Livvy wrote:
    if love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?



    your voice is truly creepy but i like it

  3. Re: Jokes

    Tue, Jul 10, 2012 at 4:42 AM

    Always start your day with a lot of S E X …

    Always start your day with a lot of… S E X
    S – SMILE
    E – ENERGY
    X – XCITEMENT
    so make S E X a daily habit, and youll always B SUCC SEX FUL! in LIFE.

    We need Martial Arts Gear or Boxing Shorts for practices.

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