I know it's not really an all-time favourite forum topic but maybe you got some funny jokes to share. I got this one today:
A very homely person made an appointment with a psychiatrist. The homely person walked into the doctor's office and said, "Doctor, I'm so depressed and lonely. I don't have any friends, no one will come near me, and everybody laughs at me. Can you help me accept my ugliness?"
"I'm sure I can." the psychiatrist replied. "Just go over and lie face down on that couch."
~nothing is beyond you~
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if love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
your voice is truly creepy but i like it