Man

Sat, Jul 9, 2011 at 6:20 AM By: Feronea

Man is a woman's best friend.


He will reassure her when she feels insecure and comfort her after a bad day.


He will inspire her to do things she never thought she could do;
to live without fear and forget regret.


He will enable her to express her deepest emotions

and give in to her most intimate desires.


He will make sure she always feels that she's the most beautiful
woman in the room and will enable her to be confident,
sexy, seductive, and invincible.




No wait...... sorry....... I'm thinking of wine.



It's wine that does all that..



Sorry.

  1. TrashedWithABitterSweetEnding19 avatar

    On Tue, Aug 2, 2011 at 8:23 PM, TrashedWithABitterSweetEnding19 said:

    This made me laugh, soo much . . . because it's true.
    But I also think depression, any type of alcohol or drug, plastic surgery, and anger does those same exact things depending on the person.

  2. Suzy avatar

    On Sat, Jul 9, 2011 at 5:49 PM, Suzy said:

    Thats Great Blog You Ever Wrote Keep Up The Good Work :D

  3. pfloydmaster avatar

    On Sat, Jul 9, 2011 at 1:46 PM, pfloydmaster said:

    What yoki said. BWAHAHAHA

  4. Xusi avatar

    On Sat, Jul 9, 2011 at 11:08 AM, Xusi said:

    LMAO :O

  5. Tammie avatar

    On Sat, Jul 9, 2011 at 8:16 AM, Tammie said:

    HAHAH OMG BRILLIANT!!!!!!!!

  6. Abdul Alhazred avatar

    On Sat, Jul 9, 2011 at 8:08 AM, Abdul Alhazred said:

    I knew it was going in too positive a direction for this site.

  7. Liuba avatar

    On Sat, Jul 9, 2011 at 7:32 AM, Liuba said:

    Loooooooool!

  8. Yoki avatar

    On Sat, Jul 9, 2011 at 6:35 AM, Yoki said:

    :S i was feeling appreciated being a man but thats all gone now...

Post a comment

Feronea’s Blogs

  1. Fucker

    Fri, Aug 5, 2011 at 10:44 PM 1 comment
  2. Man

    Sat, Jul 9, 2011 at 6:20 AM 8 comments
  3. A Dog's Purpose?

    Sat, Jul 9, 2011 at 6:10 AM 2 comments
  4. Pheromones

    Wed, Jun 29, 2011 at 9:28 AM 5 comments
  5. Puppies

    Tue, Jun 28, 2011 at 1:53 AM 4 comments
  6. Awkward

    Mon, Jun 27, 2011 at 8:01 PM 3 comments
  7. Blog

    Thu, Jun 23, 2011 at 7:56 AM 1 comment

Newsletter Signup