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  1. Brilliant Deduction

    Mon, Oct 29, 2012 at 1:00 PM 0 Comments

    Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson goes on a camping trip. After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see." "I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes," replies Watson. "And what do you deduce from that?" Watson...

  2. Test of Wills

    Sat, Oct 27, 2012 at 6:01 PM 0 Comments

    The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done, there were three finalists: two men and one woman. For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside this room you will find your wife...

  3. Radio Conversation

    Thu, Oct 25, 2012 at 12:37 PM 1 Comments

    This is the transcript of an ACTUAL radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October, 1995. Americans: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision. Canadians: Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision. Americans: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say...

  4. Mr Bear & Mr Rabbit

    Wed, Oct 24, 2012 at 2:08 PM 1 Comments

    Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit didn't like each other very much. One day, while walking through the woods, they came across a golden frog. They were amazed when the frog talked to them. The golden frog admitted that he didn't often meet anyone, but when he did, he always gave them six wishes. He told them that they could have three wishes each. Mr. Bear immediately wished that all the...

  5. The Boaj and the Lawyer

    Tue, Oct 23, 2012 at 1:48 PM 0 Comments

    A Boaj and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer asks if he would like to play a fun game. The Boaj, tired, just wants to take a nap and politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun. He explains, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you...

  6. Don't Lie to your Mom

    Mon, Oct 22, 2012 at 4:14 PM 0 Comments

    John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn't help noticing how beautiful John's roommate Julie was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between John and his roommate, and this only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between John and the roommate than met...

  7. For Women Only

    Sat, Oct 20, 2012 at 11:25 AM 3 Comments

    A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in. The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide since each...

  8. Wanna Hear a Blonde Joke?

    Fri, Oct 19, 2012 at 12:53 PM 0 Comments

    A blind man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Hey, would you like to hear a great blonde joke?" A voice next to him says, "Go ahead, but before you tell that joke, I think I should tell you that the bartender is a blonde, the bouncer is a blonde, and I'm a blonde with a black belt in karate. There's another blonde next to you who is a body builder. Are you sure you still want to...

  9. Speeding Ticket

    Thu, Oct 18, 2012 at 1:52 PM 0 Comments

    A driver is pulled over by a policeman. The police man approaches the driver's door. "Is there a problem Officer?" The policeman says, "Sir, you were speeding. Can I see your licence please?" The driver responds, "I'd give it to you but I don't have one." "You don't have one?" The man responds, "I lost it four times for drunk driving." The policeman is...

  10. Ticket Please

    Wed, Oct 17, 2012 at 1:12 PM 0 Comments

    Three lawyers and three engineers are traveling by train to a conference. At the station, each of the three lawyers buys a ticket while the three engineers buy only one ticket. "How can the three of you travel on one ticket?" asks a lawyer. "Watch and you'll see," answers an engineer. Aboard the train the lawyers take their respective seats while all three engineers cram into...

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