Burnt KoRn’s blog

  1. Joke of 11/10/11

    Thu, Nov 10, 2011 at 2:16 PM 2 Comments

    Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle...

  2. Joke of 11/9/11

    Wed, Nov 9, 2011 at 3:05 PM 2 Comments

    Jesus and Satan have a discussion as to who is the better programmer. This goes on for a few hours until they come to an agreement to hold a contest, with God as the judge. They set themselves before their computers and begin. They type furiously, lines of code streaming up the screen, for several hours straight. Seconds before the end of the competition, a bolt of lightning strikes,...

  3. Really old shit, but still funny, for people old enough to know what a floppy disk is any way lol. Any time you feel dumb, don't worry. Check out the following excerpts from a "Wall Street Journal" article by Jim Carlton. Lots of people are dumber than you. 1. Compaq is considering changing the command "Press Any Key" to "Press Return Key" because of the many calls asking where the...

  4. joke of 11/6//11

    Sun, Nov 6, 2011 at 7:27 PM 1 Comments

    A man and woman where on their honeymoon after a long and very happy courtship. On their honeymoon, they decide to take their horses through the beautiful mountain passes of Europe. As the horses were crossing a small stream, the woman's horse mis-steps and jostles the man's wife. Once across the stream, the man dismounts, walks over to the horse, and stares into its eyes. Finally, he states,...

  5. An elderly woman went to her local doctor’s office and asked to speak with her doctor. When the receptionist asked why she was there, she replied, “I’d like to have some birth control pills.” Taken back, the doctor thought for a minute and then said, “Excuse me, Mrs. Glenwood, but you’re 80 years old. What would you possibly need birth control pills for?” The woman...

  6. JOke of 11/4/11

    Fri, Nov 4, 2011 at 12:58 PM 2 Comments

    How can you tell if a lawyer is well hung? You can't get a finger between the rope and his neck!

  7. Joke of 11/3/11

    Thu, Nov 3, 2011 at 12:52 PM 2 Comments

    The woman seated herself in the psychiatrists office. "What seems to be the problem?" the doctor asked. "Well, I, uh," she stammered. "I think I, uh, might be a nymphomaniac." "I see," he said. "I can help you, but I must advise you that my fee is $80 an hour." "That's not bad," she replied. "How much for all night?"

  8. Joke of the Day/ Fire at work

    Wed, Nov 2, 2011 at 12:57 PM 2 Comments

    Did you here about the middle aged woman that demanded her husband get SOMETHING to make his penis bigger? So he did, she 104 pounds 21 years old and her name is Alice. Explosion at work today...about a 4 foot fire ball shot out of an electrical panel fried my whole machine. I was at lunch or I would have probably been standing right in front of said panel. I would have been PISSED if...

  9. H'ween

    Mon, Oct 31, 2011 at 10:10 AM 0 Comments

    It H'ween which is also my 3rd anniversary. No big plans. The baby will stay with my mama so we can be alone. Probably watch some movies and chase each other around the house wile ko®n cranks in the back ground! Happy H'ween everyone!

  10. My Love of ko®n

    Sun, Oct 30, 2011 at 8:03 PM 1 Comments

    When I first heard ko®n all my younger friends were in to them so hard they listened to nothing else.I really was not that into it.I'm not really sure why it just did'nt move me at that time. Some years later, me and a friend were driving around and he had a "mixed" cd with Blind on it. Something happened to me that day. ARRRREEEEEE YOOOOOOUUUUU REEEEAAADYYYYY! Got in to my bones and I became...

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