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  1. Ko?n's concert

    Thu, Aug 2, 2012 at 12:37 PM 2 Comments

    Just got the tickets for KoRn's concert. On august 5 I'm going to see them in Spirit Of Burgas Festival. I'm so f*****g happy "Righ Now"

  2. Vampires in a Bar

    Sat, Mar 24, 2012 at 2:28 AM 3 Comments

    It's Halloween and everyone's out trick-or-treating. A bartender is working the late-night shift at the bar. He looks outside and sees everyone in crazy costumes. He sighs and picks up a glass and starts cleaning it. At around midnight, a guy in a vampire costume walks in and sits at the bar. He says to the bartender "Hi. I'm a vampire and I'd like a cup of human blood please." The...

  3. A Chick With Long Legs

    Sat, Mar 24, 2012 at 2:25 AM 1 Comments

    A man walks up to the bar with an ostrich behind him, and as he sits, the bartender asks for their order. The man says, "I'll have a beer" and turns to the ostrich. "What's yours?" "I'll have a beer too" says the ostrich. The bartender pours the beer and says "That will be $3.40 please," and the man reaches into his pocket and pays with the exact change for payment. The next day,...

  4. what a deal

    Tue, Mar 13, 2012 at 11:49 AM 1 Comments

    Whitey goes to the dentist and asks how much it is for a tooth extraction."$85. for an extraction sir", was the dentist's reply. Ouch have ye not got anythin' cheaper", replies Whitey getting agitated. "But that's the normal charge for an extraction sir", said the dentist. "What about if ye din't use any anesthetic?" asked Whitey hopefully. "Well it's highly unusual sir, but if that's what you...

  5. a glass of water

    Tue, Mar 13, 2012 at 11:47 AM 1 Comments

    An Afghanistan diplomat visiting the US for the first time was being wined and dined by the State Department. The diplomat was not used to the salt in American foods (French fries, cheeses, salami, anchovies, etc.) and was constantly sending his manservant Abdul to fetch him a glass of water. Time and again, Abdul would scamper off and return with a glass of water, but then came the time when...

  6. girls night out

    Tue, Mar 6, 2012 at 5:23 AM 2 Comments

    Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or something. The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties, used them and...

  7. Only three doors

    Tue, Mar 6, 2012 at 5:13 AM 1 Comments

    An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a layover in another city. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight. The next morning, as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was in at...

  8. Poor guy

    Tue, Mar 6, 2012 at 5:11 AM 2 Comments

    A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped...

  9. a letter from mom

    Tue, Mar 6, 2012 at 5:09 AM 1 Comments

    Dear Child, I am writing this slow because I know that you can't read fast. We don't live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the paper that most accidents happen within 20 miles from your home so we moved. I won't be able to send you the address, as the last family that lived here took the house numbers when they left so that they wouldn't have to change their...

  10. the fifth flore

    Tue, Mar 6, 2012 at 5:03 AM 1 Comments

    A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in. The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide since each...

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