what a deal

Tue, Mar 13, 2012 at 11:49 AM By: The Children Of KoRn

Whitey goes to the dentist and asks how much it is for a tooth extraction."$85. for an extraction sir", was the dentist's reply. Ouch have ye not got anythin' cheaper", replies Whitey getting agitated. "But that's the normal charge for an extraction sir", said the dentist. "What about if ye din't use any anesthetic?" asked Whitey hopefully. "Well it's highly unusual sir, but if that's what you want, I suppose I can do it for $70.", said the dentist."Hmmmm, what about if ye used one of your dentist trainees and still without anesthetic", said Whitey "Well it's possible but they are only training and I can't guarantee their level of professionalism and it'll be a lot more painful. I suppose in that case we can bring the price down to say $40.", said the dentist. "Och that's still a bit much, how about if ye make it a trainin' session and have yer student do the extraction and the other students watchin' and learnin", said Whitey hopefully. "Hmmmmm, well OK it'll be good for the students I suppose, I'll charge you only $5. in that case", said the dentist. "Och now yer talkin' Man! It's a deal", said the Whitey "Can ye confirm an appointment for the wife next Tuesday?" Thanx to Maggie S.

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    On Tue, Mar 13, 2012 at 7:27 PM, cdu said:

    ha!

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