I went BLIND 'cause some chicks BALL TONGUE hit me in the eye. I NEED TO find a CLOWN with DIVINE powers. FAGET, take your game of SHOOTS AND LADDERS and your PREDICTABLE FAKE ass LIES about your HELMENT IN THE BUSH and go home to your DADDY to put the business in the business. Come here, Jherri!

I posted this to his blog, but left out Predictable. I liked what he did and wanted to try. JBOOGEYMAN put up another story, please!