I was traveling on the interstate this weekend in the LOVE AND LUXURY of jamming to KORN. LETS GET THIS PARTY STARTED! I guess I got carried away in the EMBRACE and SANCTUARY of singing and enjoying the ride by myself. All of a sudden SHOOTS AND LADDERS went up my spine. BITCH WE GOT A PROBLEM! I went WAY TO FAR and missed my exit. There is NO WAY I could of missed my exit. Was I BLIND? So, I NEED TO.... RECLAIM MY PLACE as I was GETTING OFF the interstate. DEEP INSIDE I wanted to BEAT IT UPRIGHT and KICK THE PA. I was WICKED pissed and BLAME myself for not paying attention.I pulled off the interstate into THIS TOWN while COMING UNDONE. It was KILLING ME. I stopped a INNOCENT BYSTANDER for directions back to the interstate but they were not from around there and there were no signs.SOMEBODY SOMEONE! I wanted to POP A PILL, I was LOST. I told myself to WAKE UP and stopped at a store for directions and a drink. (Monster) Walked in the store and you could KILL MERCY WITHIN me. There it was all BOTTLED UP INSIDE a Monster Energy Brew Uber Monster Bio-Activated Non-Alcoholic drink. I have been a FREAK ON A LEASH looking for these for awhile but come to ANOTHER BRICK IN THE WALL where I live. So, HOLDING ON to one and saving the other I said LETS TRY THIS again ONE MORE TIME. LETS DO THIS NOW and back on the interstate I went. GOOD GOD, DEEP INSIDE I guess it was meant to be because I found my Uber Monster.