It's Punishment Time

Wed, May 7, 2014 at 6:40 AM By: Mitchie

So you should probably prepare yourself for an excessive amount of Korn puns if you're going to read this blog here. I'll just go on some rant about freaking school and being a teenage girl, because, you know, we're all "emotional" and what not.

I'm a good student, but I cannot seem to make my family proud of me. I took my EOC in my Digital Communications class and I missed 9 our of 60 questions, which is an 85%. Well, that wasn't good enough. My dad just seems to be COMING UNDONE over my grades, regardless of the fact I'm top of my class.However, if I make a good grade, it doesn't phase him so I just TRASH it. Sometimes I have the feeling that he's BLIND...or AM I GOING CRAZY? Whatever, I just feel he's THOUGHTLESS. I have more tests soon in my AP class and I can already tell that, Bitch, WE GOT A PROBLEM.

I'm really just bored, but I'm trying to post more. I'm rambling on, and so I doubt anyone's even reading this one RIGHT NOW. I'm actually PRETTY boring and I'm Sorry, but these puns are HERE TO STAY. I'll admit that sometimes I take the puns WAY TOO FAR. Just consider them MY GIFT TO YOU...You've got to admit, it does FUEL THE COMEDY... Am I KILLING the mood 4U yet? Sorry I'm such a CLOWN...Okay, is your mood DEAD yet? ARE YOU READY for me to stop? I'll NEVER, NEVER stop.....HOLD ON..... Don't BEG FOR ME to stop. I can't! These jokes MAKE ME BAD...Or just this blog. I wonder if SOMEBODY, SOMEONE is still reading this. At least I'm not talking about POLITICS...

Okay, I NEED TO go RIGHT NOW. I love you guys, you're absolutely DIVINE. It's too early and I really need sleep. I'm running on a total of 8 hours for the past 3 days. So please forgive my weirdness.
--Mitchie "JD" Davidson

  1. SAFLove avatar

    On Fri, May 16, 2014 at 8:44 PM, SAFLove said:

    This wss awesome. I laffed and the other puns wrer great especially girl with arms foto

  2. Mitchie avatar

    On Thu, May 8, 2014 at 6:23 AM, Mitchie said:

    We just know them from the top of our head, too. That's the best part.

  3. Mitchie avatar

    On Thu, May 8, 2014 at 6:23 AM, Mitchie said:

    That was awesome! You guys are good at this. XD

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    On Thu, May 8, 2014 at 6:22 AM, Mitchie said:

    You guys are simply amazing. I cannot even put it any other way.

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    On Thu, May 8, 2014 at 4:25 AM, ScReaMingShibA said:

    It got messed up it was supposed to say "you must lead the parade and not live the hollow life." But what did I expect when I'm typing it using this tiny dumb phone. O well, you get the point lol :P !!

  6. ScReaMingShibA avatar

    On Thu, May 8, 2014 at 4:20 AM, ScReaMingShibA said:

    ok I'm sorry but I had to...
    IT'S ALL WRONG that you've been VICTIMIZED but you must LEAD THE PARADE¬ live the HOLLOW LIFE. GOOD GOD, don't keep it BOTTLED UP INSIDE, LET THE GUILT GO !! Please don't think "It's FALLING AWAY FROM ME, ALONE I BREAK, this is all I'll EVER BE" instead say "I DID MY TIME, I NEED TO RECLAIM MY PLACE." I've SEEN IT ALL so I am always here 4U. HOLD ON, stay strong xx I hope it all turns out for you !!

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    On Wed, May 7, 2014 at 11:55 AM, avangardeify said:

    Don't listen to your DADDY and don't think that NOONE'S THERE, we, the CHILDREN OF THE KORN are PRETTY proud of your achievements. Well done, LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED. :) too many puns, WHEN WILL THIS END???

  8. lukeyluke avatar

    On Wed, May 7, 2014 at 7:17 AM, lukeyluke said:

    This is WHAT WE DO, just sit around until we, finally, GET UP and begin STARTING OVER.

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