The Song: Lies of the Beautiful People by Sixx A.M



Despite the fact the Nikki Sixx, the bass player for Motley Crue, is an ego maniac, his side project Sixx Am has some pretty good music. Nikki was a heroin addict who wrote a book about his experience called "The Heroin Dairies". I was actually at Sixx Am's first concert, where they opened for Korn. I picked this song 'Lies of the Beautiful People' mostly for the lyrics.

"Well if you think real beauty's on the outside
Well that's a far cry
From the truth"


I apologize that the intro is so cheesy. Couldn't find a clip without it.


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The Joke: Masturbating
(I actually don't do dirty jokes very often, so enjoy this rare moment)

A man went to see his doctor.
“You need to stop masturbating,” the doctor said.
The man asked, “Why?”
The doctor replied, “Because I'm trying to examine you!”