Song/Pic/Joke of the Day 5

Sun, Jul 3, 2011 at 12:40 PM By: Shawshank

I am trying to go back and forth between songs that are classics, and songs that are new. Yesterday I praised Dave Williams, today I am going to slam Fred Durst, the singer of limp Bizkit.

The Song- Douche Bag by Limp Bizkit
This song is of the new Limp Bizkit album that came out in the US last Tuesday. I have been a fan of Limp Bizkit for years, and I still like their music. However, Fred and his lyrics constantly disappoint me. Here is a few quick reasons why.
He doesn't respect his fans. Once they had a try out for a new guitarist and Durst showed up late, flipped off the fans standing in line waiting to try out and drove away. As a result, some people had posters in the concert blasting Limp Bizkit. So what did Fred do? He cussed them out and walked off stage after 15 mins.
They once did a show an hour late because they wanted Creed play before them. The singer from Stone Temple Pilots actually apologized to fans for Limp Bizkit saying, "You guys drive for hours to see the bands you love, and its not right for them to keep you waiting a whole extra hour for them to come on". When Fred finally got on stage he did what he does best, talk shit, towards Scott Stapp the Creed singer. Stapp challenged Fred to a boxing match, which Fred Durst refused.
Corey Taylor from Slipknot called Durst out after hearing he called Slipknot fans, "A bunch of fat ugly kids." Fred Durst denied ever saying it.
But probably my biggest beef with Fred Durst is that during Limp Bizkit's set in 1999 at Woodstock, several women were gang raped, one right in front of the stage where Limp Bizkit was playing. When the staff asked Bizkit to ask fans to cool down, he refused and told them "I don't think you should mellow out. This is 1999, motherfuckers!"
After the rapes and other crap that happened, Fred Durst refused to take any sort of responsibility and refused to apologize. If something like that happened to a girl during my show, I would have apologized to the girl and her family, made a statement about how people who do that arent real fans, and asked fans to be on the lookout during concerts and help people who might be getting hurt. But did Durst do any of this? No. Because he doesnt care about his fans, He just cares about his own white polar bear ass.
This song Douche Bag is ironic because Fred Once again is talking shit with no intention of backing it up just like when he wimped out of a boxing match with Creed's singer. You treat your fans like shit and expect them to stand by you? The real douche bag is you Fred.

The Pic- Undercover by Ineedchemicalx

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The Joke: The monk
A man wanted to become a monk. As you know they require a vow of silence, but every 5 years, they are allowed to say 2 words. So, 5 years passed and the head monk came to tell him he could now say 2 words.
"Food bad!", the monk said, and the head monk nodded and left.
5 years later, the head monk told him he could say 2 more words.
"Bed hard!" the monk said, and the head monk nodded and left.
5 MORE years later, it was again time for 2 more words.
"I quit!" said the younger monk.
"Well I am not surprised", said the head monk, "You have been complaining since you got here."

  1. Shawshank avatar

    On Sun, Jul 3, 2011 at 2:14 PM, Shawshank said:

    Thank you so much! Your positive feedback makes posting these a real pleasure.

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    On Sun, Jul 3, 2011 at 1:36 PM, Tammie said:

    I enjoy reading all of your blogs! I don't comment on all of them, because I have nothing clever to say lol!! But I do read them :)

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    On Sun, Jul 3, 2011 at 12:47 PM, ghostdancer80000000 said:

    love the shit talk shaw!!! a side of you i didnt know exsisted, and grate pic you have a nak for picking great pic's. I love the joke but you always make me laugh so that is expected of you :)

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