If Moses saw Korn in concert

Mon, Jul 4, 2011 at 7:57 PM By: Shawshank

And behold, it came to pass that the children of the Korn did gather in large multitudes to hear the voice of their prophet Jonathan.
And when they had gathered, a darkness came over the people, and suddenly a pillar of light fell down on Jonathan and his disciples.
And behold, I did ask one of the multitude the names of the disciples of Jonathan. And they said unto me, the master of the drums is called Ray. And I looked and I saw two beast like men who carried sticks with strings, and the man did tell me their names were Munky and Fieldy.
And then the prophet Jonathan cried out with a great voice, yea such a great voice that the ground did shake, yea both heaven and hell did shake from the strength of his screaming.
And behold the angels in heaven did fall from their thrones and the demons below awakened from their slumber. And Jonathan did sing a song of wrath and the multitude did join in angry chorus.
And it came to pass that this did anger god, and did cause the devil to be jealous

  1. Spansie avatar

    On Tue, Jul 5, 2011 at 4:37 AM, Spansie said:

    this is so great!!

  2. avangardeify avatar

    On Tue, Jul 5, 2011 at 3:43 AM, avangardeify said:

    and god said 'let there be metal' ... and there was korn :)

  3. ghostdancer80000000 avatar

    On Mon, Jul 4, 2011 at 11:43 PM, ghostdancer80000000 said:

    lol love it, you are the shit shaw :)

  4. Joseph  avatar

    On Mon, Jul 4, 2011 at 11:35 PM, Joseph  said:

    WOW dude that is freaking brilliant!

  5. Darky avatar

    On Mon, Jul 4, 2011 at 11:03 PM, Darky said:

    just great!

  6. Sussi avatar

    On Mon, Jul 4, 2011 at 9:49 PM, Sussi said:

    Nice shawshank :-)

  7. Cherrie Lynn avatar

    On Mon, Jul 4, 2011 at 8:50 PM, Cherrie Lynn said:

    AMEN.

  8. Tammie avatar

    On Mon, Jul 4, 2011 at 8:41 PM, Tammie said:

    And it came to pass that this did anger god, and did cause the devil to be jealous. Favorite part ;)

  9. Shawshank avatar

    On Mon, Jul 4, 2011 at 8:25 PM, Shawshank said:

    Thanks. I have a thing for biblical humor, probably because I don't want all that crap I filled my head with to be a total waste.

  10. KnifeMaster avatar

    On Mon, Jul 4, 2011 at 8:13 PM, KnifeMaster said:

    This is fantastic.

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