If Moses saw Korn in concert
And behold, it came to pass that the children of the Korn did gather in large multitudes to hear the voice of their prophet Jonathan.
And when they had gathered, a darkness came over the people, and suddenly a pillar of light fell down on Jonathan and his disciples.
And behold, I did ask one of the multitude the names of the disciples of Jonathan. And they said unto me, the master of the drums is called Ray. And I looked and I saw two beast like men who carried sticks with strings, and the man did tell me their names were Munky and Fieldy.
And then the prophet Jonathan cried out with a great voice, yea such a great voice that the ground did shake, yea both heaven and hell did shake from the strength of his screaming.
And behold the angels in heaven did fall from their thrones and the demons below awakened from their slumber. And Jonathan did sing a song of wrath and the multitude did join in angry chorus.
And it came to pass that this did anger god, and did cause the devil to be jealous