If Moses saw Korn in concert

Mon, Jul 4, 2011 at 7:57 PM By: Shawshank

And behold, it came to pass that the children of the Korn did gather in large multitudes to hear the voice of their prophet Jonathan.
And when they had gathered, a darkness came over the people, and suddenly a pillar of light fell down on Jonathan and his disciples.
And behold, I did ask one of the multitude the names of the disciples of Jonathan. And they said unto me, the master of the drums is called Ray. And I looked and I saw two beast like men who carried sticks with strings, and the man did tell me their names were Munky and Fieldy.
And then the prophet Jonathan cried out with a great voice, yea such a great voice that the ground did shake, yea both heaven and hell did shake from the strength of his screaming.
And behold the angels in heaven did fall from their thrones and the demons below awakened from their slumber. And Jonathan did sing a song of wrath and the multitude did join in angry chorus.
And it came to pass that this did anger god, and did cause the devil to be jealous

  1. MindFreakOnALeashBlakelyRachelle avatar

    On Tue, Dec 4, 2012 at 7:53 PM, MindFreakOnALeashBlakelyRachelle said:

    HaHa! so cool!

  2. Kinon avatar

    On Mon, Dec 3, 2012 at 5:03 PM, Kinon said:

    Wow, this is pleasing to me. bRAVO Bravo, sir, good show good show!

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    On Fri, Nov 9, 2012 at 8:31 AM, darkangel33 said:


  4. Sammie avatar

    On Thu, Aug 16, 2012 at 11:11 AM, Sammie said:

    I would read the korn bible if there was one

  5. SuicidalAngel avatar

    On Tue, May 22, 2012 at 10:11 AM, SuicidalAngel said:

    Moses would commit suicide X.X

  6. Ow Dobol Dee Gee avatar

    On Tue, Mar 20, 2012 at 6:40 PM, Ow Dobol Dee Gee said:

    Then moses might do a stage-dive.... (?)

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    On Wed, Mar 7, 2012 at 6:03 PM, Menta said:


  8. 4 U !!!! avatar

    On Tue, Feb 21, 2012 at 1:46 PM, 4 U !!!! said:

    This blows me away its so cool, you my friend could write the korn bible, hahahah

  9. Korncrazy-Luke avatar

    On Thu, Feb 9, 2012 at 3:00 AM, Korncrazy-Luke said:


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    On Sun, Feb 5, 2012 at 9:06 PM, cdu said:


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