I Have a Sexy Korn Idea

Sat, Oct 1, 2011 at 4:21 PM By: Shawshank

Are you prepared for a mind numbing 2 dimensional Korn experience? I sure am. Thats why I have come up with a plan so insane, so crazy, so sexy.... that I am afraid it might just get banned for this site. Are you ready? I mean really ready?




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Battle of the Band Collector Cards

Thats right, You heard me. Like Pokemon only 64 millions times better. Head vs Munky, David Drainem vs Jonathan Davis, Korn vs Slipnot, Godsmack vs Metallica. Can't you just see it now? Opening a box of Fruitloops to find a Limited Edition Fieldy card? Can't you just imagine crunching down on those previously mentioned Fruity circles while staging your card in an epic battle against Robbie Merrill. Dear Lord I can!

The time has come my friends! Call your congressmen and senators and demand that they vote for a new bill in which the government will pay half the cost for every man, woman, and child to have the opportunity to have a card with JD on it. This is America for goods sake. Its our rights. Fight for them now, before its too late.

  1. serotonin13 avatar

    On Wed, Aug 15, 2012 at 4:52 PM, serotonin13 said:

    i didnt read it but i like the pic

  2. Shawshank avatar

    On Tue, Oct 4, 2011 at 12:32 PM, Shawshank said:

    I protest

  3. BamBam avatar

    On Mon, Oct 3, 2011 at 9:07 PM, BamBam said:

    Fucking A I eat Apple Jacks!!!!

  4. KnifeMaster avatar

    On Sun, Oct 2, 2011 at 4:16 PM, KnifeMaster said:

    I foresee this marketing gold mine being banned from classrooms in classrooms all over the country. Right up there with all the greats. Yugio. Pokemon. Brilliant. You'll make millions.

  5. Abdul Alhazred avatar

    On Sun, Oct 2, 2011 at 11:10 AM, Abdul Alhazred said:

    As long as it makes a profit, Fieldy will green-light it. And if Fieldy green-lights it... well, you know the drill.

    On a side note, thank you so much for posting this.

  6. Sussi avatar

    On Sun, Oct 2, 2011 at 12:26 AM, Sussi said:

    Heeeeeyyy! Why just in America? I donĀ“t care for no fruitloops (have no idea what that is) but I can be a card collector!

    Oh wait a minute, I can make my own cards! And mine will be really rare. Platinum rare! Moahhahahaha

    Or better yet, how about a collaboration? You and me Shaw, you come up with the structure and I make the cards. Ok? Deal? We will be rich! Finally!

  7. Shawshank avatar

    On Sat, Oct 1, 2011 at 4:33 PM, Shawshank said:

    You poor oppressed soul! In that case, we are going to have to invade your country and liberate you and your people by introduce you to the wonders of fruit loops. (which contains 100 percent of recommend daily fiber)

  8. Fairynuff1979 avatar

    On Sat, Oct 1, 2011 at 4:29 PM, Fairynuff1979 said:

    I like it. Awesome idea. Unfortunately we don't get fruit loops here in the uk unless it's to describe crazy people of which we have plenty.

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